The two co-accused in the brutal, cold-blooded murder of Mongolian woman Altantuya Shaariibuu in a Malaysian jungle in late 2006 have been found guilty. The Shah Alam court trial judge yesterday condemned former Chief Inspector Azilah Hadri, 32, and Corporal Sirul Azhar Umar, 36, to death by hanging.

Bernama, always in its infinite wisdom, said: “While there are many conspiracy theories still going around, the verdict on Sirul Azhar and Azilah may put to an end many of these theories.”

They won’t.