Anyone who drinks Pepsi and eats at McDonald's is supporting a Zionist conspiracy to undermine our glorious nation's collective good health. And while we're so earnestly thwarting those evil plotters let us at the same time ban Nike and Reebok footwear to protect our toes from American contamination.

In associating Chinese student groups with Jewish interests purportedly working to undermine the nation's security, it is obvious our Boleh (or anything is possible) government is both singing its all too familiar bogeyman tune as well as taking a well-worn leaf from the Arabic script.

'Arab leaders have always used the Arab-Israeli conflict not only as a means of ensuring the legitimacy of their rule, but also as a convenient excuse for the shortcomings of their regime. Everything from unemployment to the price of bread was put down to the Zionists. Sadly this strategy was shown to work, and Arab leaders have refined it and fine-tuned it over the years, and it remains largely in place today.'