Today, apparently, we can Feng Shui just about anything the colour of your car, the ornaments of your house, your clothes, your pets, your fingernails and lately there's even talk about creating Feng Shui underwear.

Now, how can that be, considering that Feng Shui is the study of Earth's physiognomy? In a nutshell 'feng' is 'wind; 'shui' is 'water'. So where's the 'wind' and 'water' in a bikini thong?

Remember the hype on getting the best Feng Shui fish be it arowana, flower-horn, or tiger prawn? - and surely one would know by now that the number 4 can 'kill you' while the number 8 could make you 'rich'.

Says who? From which classical text?

What a Mr. Guo Pu did write, some thousand years back, in his 'Burial Scriptures', was:

Qi is dispersed and moves with the Wind; it gathers at the boundaries of Water