You know, I have been looking at the Altantuya case for a very long time now. Being a high- profile case it is very difficult to ignore the propensity to read an article with the word 'Altantuya' in the headlines.

Of course it is gruesome, cruel and involves some high profile individuals in the government making it even harder to pass this meal without myself having a handy portion.

But what bothers me the most is about how sloppy their work is! To prematurely make a conclusion, I would want to say how stupid they were at eliminating the evidence from the face of the earth.

How stupid can you people be? There is a reason why you do not see villains in movies kill and explode the body afterwards. For your information, exploding the evidence (body) does not eliminate it - it just divides it up into a thousand pieces which makes it even harder to remove.

And explosives are loud - and that is not the signature of a silent killer. You attract too much attention to yourselves and of course using explosives means that someone has to have access to explosives themselves or linked to someone who has.

And why the hell would you shoot a person in the head? Firstly, it is loud and it attracts attention. Secondly, it splatters blood (evidence) everywhere which is hard to clean and thirdly, you have to struggle and restrain the victim.

And a struggling victim fights back - this attracts attention, it is unpredictable and makes it harder to do it quietly. Why do you think neighbours notice you putting a body in your trunk?

Let me educate you a little how to do this - poison will be the best! Some one can just coax and fool the victim into drinking it and knock him or her out. Some poisons can give the victim a heart attack and in 2-4 hours the compound degenerates and leaves no trace in the body at all.

Or regular, cheap rat poison will do. Once he is knocked out - bring him into the bathroom and wrap the body up in black garbage bags many times. This way, you prevent any bodily fluids or hairs from staining the crime scene and your car! Hence, no evidence!

Of course, you don’t blow the body up later. You incinerate it. Bring it to a crematorium anywhere and burn for the whole night for 12 hours or 24 hours to be thorough. Crematoriums are good because many, many bodies have been burned there so there are a lot of mix of ashes and it is almost impossible to identify any remains.

However, personally I will not stop there. I will take the remaining bones which are very small due to the long incineration process and can easily fit into a small backpack, bundle it up, grind it up and toss into the sea.

The other mistake they made is that they included too many people in this project. Leave your saudara-mara, bini, cucu, kawan, konco-konco , etc at home, stupid! The lesser people involved, the lesser the number of witnesses and hence the less likeliness for this secret to spread!.

And thus the less holes in your story that you have to plug. One person is more than enough to poison, bundle the body and incinerate it.

However, if you still insist on using explosives do not use plastic explosives like C4, nitroglycerine or trinitrotoluene (TNT) because those are industrial explosives and that means only certain people can have access to it.

If those explosive are used, it means that the suspect has to be either affiliated with the military, police or a construction/demolition company. If you insist on explosives (although it is highly not recommended) ammonia nitrate will be the best solution.

It is found regularly in household fertilisers and you can buy from anywhere too.

They cannot even do an bad job right! This is proof that if you have a bunch of stupid people doing a bad job you get a stupid bad job done!