To: The manager, Carcosa Seri Negara

Dear Sir,

I am minded to start a business of screening videos to select crowds at your esteemed hotel on a regular basis.

You may have read the law minister say that screening at your hotel is not illegal even if it is a porn video.

As I expect to screen a variety of ‘arty' videos,which may well include porn and prominent people, I feel your hotel would add a touch of ‘class'.

In the interests of art and democratic space, could you please reply through this channel on your rates and conditions to reach the widest audience.

It is my desire to see premier establishments like yours help grow our culture in all its forms.

Please reply early so that we aspiring talents can join Dato T to take a great new cultural leap.

Thank you.