Orbiting the binary stars of Jonathan and Swift in the outer reaches of delta quadrant, Boleh constellation, were nine planets. It is on the third rock from the suns, planet Oilwell that our story begins.

Dateline: 208 AD. The acronym AD – for ‘Ada Duit’ – denoted the period of the Common Era when poverty was officially abolished in year zero. The epoch counting backwards from nought was BC for ‘Buat Curi-curi’, the age before the Great Plenty when the planet struck oil.