It was the week when everything and nothing happened, from statutory declarations to sodomy allegations to the bloggers’ strike that wasn’t. Only, the political morass took on a sudden stickiness that bewildered the public when the two prime ministers-in-waiting each warded off SDs and sodomy police report.

It also caused blogger Marina Mahathir to figuratively stop her ears and declare she would go on strike, not having “time to keep up with all these shenanigans”. Not a few Netizens shared her sentiments in not knowing which conflicting narrative to believe among the conspiracy theories that abounded.